Score: 9

"bug report!"

submission: Upgrade Complete!

date: June 19, 2009

the main bug (aside from a little shifty collision detection for coins. not game breaking, and could be just my perception...) is that the progress counter doesn't work right.
refer to the enclosed screenshot:
http:// i17. photobucket. com/ albums/ b84/ a1s/ Clipboard01-2. png
the background is only level 3 (out of 4) the ship only has 10 components (which you can't see ofcourse, but you can see it's under 12), and yet the counter read 108% !
other than that, good game. soild 5 and all that jazz.

Score: 0

"bug"

submission: The Guardian: RPG

date: March 30, 2009

The game doesn't give me the sword!
The blacksmith takes my items, tells me to get them again, and then just disappears, not giving me any swords. tried it 2 times. Game unplayable becuse of that.

Score: 5

"what is this, rip-off month?"

submission: War Droids

date: February 23, 2009

As much as I like bowmaster/epic battle games, enough is enough. 9 for game -4 for copyating beyond measure. and a vote of 3.

Score: 9

"wait, what?"

submission: Raid Gaza!

date: January 1, 2009

I liked the game (for the game), however I can't help but address soniczev:
so you are saying that the Holocaust has given jews a card blanche to do what they please? ( or at least until the 11 million death toll is reciprocated in full?) In what crazy world does that make sense?
and "Instead of attacking the British, the Palestinians attacked the Israelis", lolwhat? Israelis were on their land, not the British. When the British were there, they were attacked by both Arabs ("Palestinians") and Jews (seeking to establish Eretz Yisrael), and that is pretty much why they washed their hands of the whole affair.

P.S. for those wishing to get praise from the minister-figure, invest in missiles or planes, the Palestinian death toll will be quartered, but yours will be zero, I got as high as 150 per casualty. that mechanic is broken.

Score: 7

"A political game"

submission: Oiligarchy

date: November 11, 2008

Now I'm going to admit I like beer and pretzels strategies, and this one was pretty fun for me. However the game is meant to have a political message so no matter how good you are, you are supposed to fail. in my last game I supplied the free world with equally free oil (over 4 trillion barrels a year, at the cost of 10/barrel). This had to work. What, were they eating it? bathing in it? (and who were "they"? according to laws of mass-energy conservation I was killing 400 billion people every year...). Armed with math and the school course in political geography, I had to conclude that earth had between 2 Trillion and 20 Trillion inhabitants. That kind of puts the MAD ending in perspective. The retirement ending is more sinister now- so I'm a retired gazzilionare, that means I should be able to afford to live alone in my 20 sq. meter apartment and own a 1000 sq. meters of nature park on timeshare with 365 of the other fortune 500 people. Life is good, right?

Score: 8

"Great game. but short"

submission: Orchestrated Death

date: October 2, 2008

There might be some people who can't figure it out, so here is a solution (in pig latin):
Hapterce 1
Resspe istolpe 2 imeste, hente ample ndae iucklyqe azore, azore gainae, istolpe.
Hapterce 2
Penoe efrigiratore, hente iucklyqe ruitsfe, ruitsfe, lenderbe, anspe, anspe, hefce, nifeke,hefce, nifeke, venoe, nifeke
Hapterce 3
Urele, eyske, oolboxte x2, nifeke, nchorae, ightre uysge eadhe, ngine, nakese, hete uyge
the end.

Score: 9

"I suck"

submission: MindFeed

date: July 31, 2008

I tried to do the test seriously and got 25, then I just did it for laughs and got 38, I can't even fail right!
I guess I shouldn't try to hang myself, lest I want break my last rope... :)

Score: 6

"wtf?"

submission: The Fur Fighters

date: March 28, 2008

first of all, why are you anti-Burberry? is that the only fur producing company? not by a long shot. so why focus on them? if I may wager a guess, these guys were hired by one of the competitors (a high profile clothing company in the UK, there's not much of a question who, but I won't point fingers).

also in level 2 half the time the models will be stuck making the level unfinishable (well not really- you can die on purpose...).

Score: 6

"boring"

submission: BioLabs: Outbreak!

date: March 17, 2008

I got to level 10 without having to think once (and never going below half antidote supply, as far as I could tell). I'm not sure whether I just don't have the patience to get to the good stuff, or that game is really that way...

BTW am I imagining it, or does the outbreak just die off if you give it a lot of time and a few antidote blobs?

Score: 10

"bug!"

submission: The Mastermind Game

date: March 2, 2008

sometimes when you play on hard the timer won't reset for the entire game. alternatively sometimes it does reset after each guess, whichever was your intent.

P.S. the fort time I played he promised to destroy my dignity if I lose, I was kind of expecting a better animation of defeat. But then I found out it was random, that made it better.